
Releases by store
| Store / edition | Play on | Release | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam | PC | 2026Year window | — |
About this game
A low-poly comedic precision platformer where your dad’s “back in my day” school stories become a playable nightmare. Every death makes the tale more ridiculous—blizzards, reverse winds, “uphill both ways,” and more. One goal: reach school.
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