Launch ETA
BINARY CRINGEVESTOR cover

BINARY CRINGEVESTOR

Nov 20, 2026

Releases by store

Store / editionPlay onReleasePrice
SteamPCNov 20, 2026Exact day—

About this game

A binary options parody with a Balatro aftertaste. Take a loan, hit UP or DOWN, and 30 seconds later you’re either rich or pawning your wife’s wedding rings. 12 broker decks, 31 passives with editions, manager Billy, collectors and four weeks of payments. Just like real life, only fun.

Details

Release dateNov 20, 2026
PublisherSIX FINGERS DEAD PUNCH
Play onPC
Track this release →

Launch ETA tracks upcoming games across every major store — build a watchlist, follow studios, get a weekly digest.