
Releases by store
| Store / edition | Play on | Release | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam | PC | Nov 20, 2026Exact day | — |
About this game
A binary options parody with a Balatro aftertaste. Take a loan, hit UP or DOWN, and 30 seconds later you’re either rich or pawning your wife’s wedding rings. 12 broker decks, 31 passives with editions, manager Billy, collectors and four weeks of payments. Just like real life, only fun.
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