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| Store / edition | Play on | Release | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam | PC | November 2026Month window | — |
About this game
Protect the Holy Cow in a chaotic third-person roguelite defense shooter. Play solo or online co-op, build absurd heroes, smash through enemy waves, survive boss attacks, and push into fantasy maps that only get more ridiculous.
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