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Stop Reading the Cards

Q1 2027

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About this game

Build a deck, define its priorities, and watch your strategy execute itself. In this satirical single-player roguelike, cards become parts of an automated combat system. Create absurd synergies, adapt your rules, and survive a tower that treats every run like a badly managed show.

Details

Release dateQ1 2027
PublisherSameo Entertainment
Play onPC
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