
Releases by store
| Store / edition | Play on | Release | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam | PC · Mac · Linux | Dec 7, 2026Exact day | Free |
About this game
It's time to make learning fun, with sandwiches and smalltalk at the Edutainment Vortex Diner, in retro PC game style! Meet ageless and immortal teachers. Get good grades or embrace your inner bratty problem child! Be not afraid. Let's inherit a terrible burden together. The vortex beckons...
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