Releases by store
| Store / edition | Play on | Release | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam | PC · Mac · Linux | Nov 3, 2026Exact day | — |
About this game
Bald guys are gonna destroy our fucking planet. The surge of billiard balls exploded Earth's albedo, driving us into an ice age. Recruit barbers, blast Minoxidil, and eliminate these jacked bastards before we all freeze!
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